Startling Revelation

You just never know what you’ll learn at the grocery store.

After picking up an unlikely assortment of peppers and Pop-Tarts at the local FoodMaxx, I came across this surprising news at the checkout stand:

I was also intrigued by the image of the antichrist being a vampire baby. Does this relate somehow to Anne Rice, or to Twilight, or Buffy? Did I miss the book of Second Revelation? Or was it just a matter of “our Photoshop expert really likes tweaking people by modding baby photos?”

So many questions left unanswered.

I should be grateful.